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Caffeine underflow (Brain dumped)
"Call me a taxi!" - "Okay, you're a taxi."
Calloo! Callay!
Campus motto: Bottoms up, Mac. (Palindrom)
Can you smile while saying f-f-f-f-uckface?
cAPS lOCK? wHAT cAPS lOCK?
Captain Kirk has 3 ears: left, right, and final front ear.
¡Caramba!
Carpe noctem!
Cars look both ways before Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Casemodding ist irgendwie schwul.
"Cashew?" - "Gesundheit!"
Castrop-Rauxel ist der lateinische Name von Wanne-Eickel.
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Cats are nature's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.
CAUTION: Do not attempt to dribble or slam dunk your monitor.
CAUTION: Don't look into laser beam with remaining eye.
Cavemen drag their women by the hair so they don't fill up with dirt...
CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
C code: Line noise that compiles.
CD zum Haus: "Na, heute schon gebrannt?" Haus zur CD: "Hau ab, Du Rohling!"
Cent: Ein Euro abzüglich Steuern
C'est la vie (wie wir Lateiner sagen)
Ceterum censeo Parvam Mollem esse delendam.
Chanche braaf und chdoen'Ch nigch aun, weu chunch kummd de Bolidchei.
Change has a habit of sneaking up on you - a little bit each day.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Change is inevitable. Progress is not.
Chaos always defeats order, because it is better organized.
Chaos ist der Zustand zwischen Stillstand und Fortschritt.
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
Chaos will reign over order - it's easier to implement.
"Charakter": was Du bist. "Guter Ruf": wofür man Dich hält.
Cha robh laogh ruadh riamh luath, is cha robh laogh luath riamh reamhar.
Cheap food is not good; good food is not cheap.
Cheap'N'Nasty® is a registered trademark of Micro$oft Corporation
Che cazzo dici?
Chill, Mann!
China Syndrome Error: CPU meltdown
Chinesische Chirurgen schenken tschechischen Skifreunden frische Shrimps.
Chinesischer Schutzgott des Einzelhandels: Wat-Schon-Zu
¡Chingacabeza!
Chi putao, bu tu putaopier, bu chi putao dao tu putaopier.
Chivalry is not dead. It just smells funny.
Chiz moan drone.
Chleudert den Purchen tchu Poden!
Chrome won't bring you home, but neither will black take you back.
Chuck Norris' Akku ist leer, aber sein Telephon traut sich nicht, auszugehen.
Chuck Norris baut gern Schneemänner. Aus Regen.
Chuck Norris benutzt keinen Aufzug - nur im Brandfall.
Chuck Norris besitzt die Rechte am Copyright.
Chuck Norris braucht kein Benzin. Sein Auto versucht, vor ihm zu fliehen.
Chuck Norris bringt Zwiebeln zum Weinen.
Chuck Norris didn't blend.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris entführt Aliens.
Chuck Norris erinnert sich an die Zukunft.
Chuck Norris findet das Heu im Nadelhaufen.
Chuck Norris geht manchmal Blut spenden. Nur nie sein eigenes.
Chuck Norris geht nicht jagen. Er geht töten.
Chuck Norris hat als Kind Priester mißbraucht.
Chuck Norris hat den Niagara-Fall gelöst und die Formel 1 ausgerechnet.
Chuck Norris hat den toten Winkel getötet.
Chuck Norris hat die Schlümpfe blau geprügelt.
Chuck Norris hat ein Stunt-Double. Für Szenen, in denen er weinen soll.
Chuck Norris hat in allen Star Wars-Filmen mitgespielt. Er war die Macht.
Chuck Norris hat keine Uhr. Chuck Norris entscheidet, wie spät es ist.
Chuck Norris hatte COVID-19. Das Virus muß jetzt 14 Tage in Quarantäne.
Chuck Norris haut sich jeden Morgen 2 Pfannen in die Eier.
Chuck Norris irrt sich nie. Außer einmal, als er dachte, er hätte sich geirrt.
Chuck Norris ißt sein Knoppers schon morgens um halb neun.
Chuck Norris ist Darth Vaders Vater.
Chuck Norris ist tot. Aber der Tod wagt nicht, es ihm zu sagen.
Chuck Norris kann Äpfel mit Birnen vergleichen.
Chuck Norris kann auch mit dem Radio fernsehen.
Chuck Norris kann die Luft anhalten. Alle.
Chuck Norris kann Drehtüren zuknallen.
Chuck Norris kann ein NOKIA 3310 kaputt machen.
Chuck Norris kann ein Spannbettlaken faltenfrei zusammenlegen.
Chuck Norris kann Frauen die Abseitsregel erklären.
Chuck Norris kann Gebärdensprache hören.
Chuck Norris kann Hardware downloaden.
Chuck Norris kann jedes Feuer löschen. Mit Benzin.
Chuck Norris kennt die letzte Stelle von Pi.
Chuck Norris klaut den Polen die Autos.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret and Who's On First.
Chuck Norris lehnt sich an den Faltenbalg.
Chuck Norris lernt nicht aus Fehlern. Fehler lernen aus Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lügt nicht. Die Wahrheit ist einfach falsch.
Chuck Norris macht Feuer, indem er zwei Eiswürfel aneinander reibt.
Chuck Norris macht Wheelies mit dem Einrad.
Chuck Norris schläft mit einem Kissen unter der Pistole.
Chuck Norris spricht während der Fahrt mit dem Busfahrer.
Chuck Norris trägt Cowboystiefel. Aus echter Cowboy-Haut.
Chuck Norris' Tränen können Krebs heilen. Leider weint er nicht.
Chuck Norris verdaut einen Sarlacc in 5 Minuten.
Chuck Norris vergißt nie seinen Turnbeutel. Der Turnbeutel vergißt ihn.
Chuck Norris versteht Frauen. Er läßt sich aber nichts anmerken.
Chuck Norris war im Körper einer Frau gefangen. Dann wurde er geboren.
Chuck Norris war Kamikaze-Pilot. Zwölf mal.
Ciao, rompiscatole!
Ciao, stupidotto!
Cigarettes don't kill people. Matches do.
Cigar? Toss it in a can! It is so tragic! (Palindrom)
Cinzano in corpore sano!
C is not a programming language. C is God's Own Portable Macro Assembler.
Civilization is just an abundance of unnecessary necessities. (S.Clement)
Clever people learn from their mistakes; brilliant people learn from others'.
Clever people solve problems; wise people avoid them. (A.Einstein)
Click here =>(X)<= to have your mouse make that 'click' noise
Clock Error: Too many clocks
Clones are people two.
Clothes not busy being worn are busy drying.
Clown auf arabisch: Alle ma'lache
C++: makes C bigger, but returns the old value.
C makes it easy to slice off fingers. Programmers use this feature regularly.
© 1999,1900 by Microspott Corporation
COBOL is designed to be read, not run. Unfortunately, some run it anyway.
Cocaine is just nature's way of telling you that you have too much money.
Cockface!
Coffee turns "I hate everybody" into "I feel good about hating everybody"
Cogito, ergo hmmm...
Cogito ergo oink.
"Cogito ergo sum.": Ich denk' ich bin der Ergo.
Cogito ergo vroom.
Coincidence is just God's way of playing hide-and-seek with us mortals.
Coito ergo cum.
Cola schmeckt besser als aus der Flasche.
Cold Dark Matter ain't dead, it only smells funny.
Collect raw data, discard the expected, and challenge theory with what remains.
Comes time, comes bicycle.
Command line interfaces are scary, but once you've learned them, you're hooked.
Command not implemented (and probably never will be...)
Command not sound
Command too complicated. Use a simple one.
Commit senseless acts of random kindness!
Commit senseless acts of randomness!
"Competitively priced": Costs less than the newest, fastest Macintosh
Complexity is easy; simplicity is hard.
Complexity leads to more errors. Trying to prevent them increases complexity.
Complex systems that work have evolved from simple systems that work.
Computer erleichtern einem die Arbeit, die man ohne sie nicht hätte.
Computer: hochentwickeltes Gerät zur wirksamen Verzögerung der Büroarbeit
Computer können alles. Aber sonst können sie nichts.
Computer können Dinge tun, die Menschen nur tun könnten, wenn sie nachdächten.
Computer lenken uns von der Arbeit ab, die wir ohne sie nicht hätten.
Computer programming isn't dirty - unless you do it right.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Computer sind nicht wirklich intelligent. Sie glauben es nur.
Computer sind sehr menschlich: Sie haben Intelligenz ohne Moral.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Computers run sequences of 0s and 1s; dogs run sequences of naps and meals.
Computers should be seen, not heard.
Computers will never be able to replace human stupidity.
Computer: Truthahn-Lockruf
Computo ergo sum.
Coney honey antimony funny cunny crux.
Confidence is the feeling you had before you knew better.
Confucius _actually_ say: Real knowledge is to know one's own ignorance.
Confucius say: All men eat, but Fu Manchu.
Confucius say: Bachelor is man who never make same mistake once.
Confucius say: Be wary of old man in profession where men die young.
Confucius say: Bitch who made to moan all night, do not bitch all day.
Confucius say: Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work.
Confucius say: Cross-eyed teacher have no control over pupils.
Confucius say: Don't quote me with stupid accent!
Confucius say: Early worm have death wish.
Confucius say: Enthusiasm is mother of mayhem.
Confucius say: Exotic dancer get applause; call girl just get clap.
Confucius say: Finding black cat in dark room is hard, especially when not there
Confucius say: FIRST cross river, THEN insult crocodiles.
Confucius say: Girl laid in tomb soon become mummy.
Confucius say: He who go sleep with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.
Confucius say: He who let smile be umbrella always get mouthful of rain.
Confucius say: He who make no mistake do not usually make anything.
Confucius say: He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
Confucius say: He who run after bus, get exhausted.
Confucius say: He who run in front of bus, get tired.
Confucius say: He who say it cannot be done should not disturb man doing it.
Confucius say: Hey, I did not say that.
Confucius say: House without toilet uncanny
Confucius say: House with red light not always communist headquarters.
Confucius say: If chain still swing, seat still warm.
Confucius say: If it is not your fault, then do not apologize.
Confucius say: If you do not want to hear excuse, do not demand explanation.
Confucius say: If you lie down with the dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
Confucius say: If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Confucius say: Is better to drink tea without sugar than without hot water.
Confucius say: Is better to lose lover than to love loser.
Confucius say: Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!
Confucius say: Is good to meet girl in park; is better to park meat in girl.
Confucius say: It take square ass to shit brick.
Confucius say: Man go sleep with hard problem, wake up with solution on hand.
Confucius say: Man go through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Confucius say: Man piss in wind, wind piss back.
Confucius say: Man, unlike mouse, do not object to finding himself in pussy.
Confucius say: Man wants to have breakfast with devil, must have long spoon.
Confucius say: Man who do not want trouble with mother-in-law, marry orphan.
Confucius say: Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Confucius say: Man who eat photo of father soon spitting image of father.
Confucius say: Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Confucius say: Man who get hit by bus get that run down feeling.
Confucius say: Man who have sex with woman on top, fuck up.
Confucius say: Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Confucius say: Man who quote me is fool.
Confucius say: Man who rub porcupine wrong way, get point.
Confucius say: Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.
Confucius say: Man who sink in woman's arms, soon have arms in woman's sink.
Confucius say: Man who sit on tack get point.
Confucius say: Man who smell shit everywhere better check his shoes.
Confucius say: Man who sneeze without hanky take matter into own hand.
Confucius say: Man who step in it often say it.
Confucius say: Man who swallow coconut whole, have absolute trust in his anus.
Confucius say: Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
Confucius say: Man with clean white shirt better not fix laser printer.
Confucius say: Marriage like poker, you start with pair, end with full house.
Confucius say: Men like lava lamp, fun to look at but not really bright.
Confucius say: Men love pulling down panties, but not from clothes line.
Confucius say: Nail in wall good; screw in bed better.
Confucius say: Naked man fears no pickpocket.
Confucius say: Never buy a car you can't push.
Confucius say: Never catch falling knife.
Confucius say: Never drink the bong water.
Confucius say: Never eat yellow snow.
Confucius say: Never make snow angel in dog park.
Confucius say: Never parry with your head.
Confucius say: Never pee on electric fence.
Confucius say: Never plan revenge while angry, always do it in cold blood.
Confucius say: Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore immediately.
Confucius say: Never raise hand to angry child, it leave groin exposed.
Confucius say: Never slap man who chews tobacco.
Confucius say: Never squat with your spurs on.
Confucius say: Never take sleeping pill and laxative on same night.
Confucius say: Never throw brick straight up.
Confucius say: No gottee tickee, no getee filee in the andlew file system...
Confucius say: Only thing women like to be hard to handle is penis.
Confucius say: Opposite of great truth is also great truth.
Confucius say: Panties not best thing on earth but very close to it.
Confucius say: Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Confucius say: Putting dart board on ceiling make you throw up.
Confucius say: Real bravery is ripping fart when have diarrhea.
Confucius say: Real knowledge is knowing where to look up the answers.
Confucius say: Secretary become permanent fixture when screwed on desk.
Confucius say: Sex like fixed deposit; you withdraw early, you lose interest.
Confucius say: Sleepwalker should not go to bed without pyjamas.
Confucius say: Softly, softly catchee monkey!
Confucius say: The more you know, the less often you get killed.
Confucius say: To make long story short, don't tell it.
Confucius say: To prevent hangover stay drunk.
Confucius say: Virgin like balloon... One prick, all gone.
Confucius say: Wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.
Confucius say: War do not determine who right. War determine who left.
Confucius say: What you say I say?
Confucius say: When small man make long shadow, end of day near.
Confucius say: When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Confucius say: Woman run faster with skirt up, than man with pants down.
Confucius say: Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Confucius say: You cannot cross broad ditch in two small jumps.
Confucius say: You can only piss with the cock you've got.
Connard!
Conscience is a small inner voice that doesn't speak your language.
Contrary to popular belief, farting in company is *not* bad karma.
Contrary to rumors, the Titanic is not lost. We know exactly where it is.
Convincing a smart person is much easier than convincing a stupid one.
Cor blimey!
Cosmologists do it with a big bang.
Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. (Marion R.Morrison)
Cowabunga!
Cows kill more people than sharks. I'm surprised cows kill any sharks at all.
C programmers do it with long pointers.
CPU: C3PO's mother
CPU not found. Do your stuff yourself.
Crash-Kurs: anderer Ausdruck für "Window$-Lehrgang"
Crash Randomly® is a registered trademark of Micro$oft Corporation
Crash® is a registered trademark of Micro$oft Corporation
Cremt die Sau im Mai sich ein, wird's ein heißer Sommer sein.
CROCK: Timing device made in Japan
Crop circles are probably the work of cereal killers.
"C++" should have been called "D"
.cshrc? Ist das nicht eine Insel vor der dalmatinischen Küste?
¿Cuando se come aqui?
Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.
CUL8R LEG8R
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. It was ignorance. But guess who got blamed.
CURSOR: Expert in four-letter words
Cuteness can be overcome through sufficient bastardry.
-----------------------cut here to destroy your monitor-----------------------.
Cut with an axe, beat to fit, paint to match.
C++ verhält sich zu C wie Lungenkrebs zu Lunge.
Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Czabrus'ti dzra prikos, cz'e tak egos mekeke pu dakma uras zoldati priczana.
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