Yabba-Dabba-Doo!
Y'ai 'ng'ngah; Yog-Sothoth, h'ee - l'gea; b f'ai throdoa, g uaaah!
Yeah.
Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
Yecch Error: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
Yes, Massa?
Yesterday's future is here today!
Yes, we have no bananas.
Yoda of Borg we are. Futile resistance is. Assimilate you we will.
Yo, dude. Like, evacuate my space, man.
Yogurtu sarimsaklasakdami saklasak, sarimsaklamasakdami saklasak?
You annoy me. Go fuck a hedgehog.
You are a jerk. Be something else!
You are a jerk. Pass it on.
You are an alien. Surrender.
You are as thick as manure and only half as useful.
You are getting older when your dreams get drier and your farts get wetter.
You are not logged in.
You are now breathing manually.
You are probably not a snake, so do not swallow anything bigger than your head.
You are what you do, not what you wanted to do.
You asked for it.
You can lead a fool to knowledge but you cannot make him think.
You canno do da canno do dat wi da no!
You cannot assume something is possible just because it happens.
You can only be sure to be wrong; you can never be sure to be right.
You can say You to me!
You can see a lot just by observing.
You can see yourself sleeping, if you wake up fast enough.
You can't be a scientist if you mind people thinking you're a fool.
You can't fuck all the hot girls - unless your standards are very high indeed.
You can't get a virus just by opening E-Mail. That bug is being fixed, however.
You can't hit hard with a tiny hammer, but you can tap gently with a big one.
You can't keep a good Mac down.
You can't keep a good man down, but a good man prefers to go down.
You can't keep shit down forever.
You can't reflower a virgin.
You can't run away from your problems forever, but there's no harm in trying.
You can't smoke the CARPET, man!
You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
You can't unblast a stick of dynamite.
You can't unburp a belch.
You can't unburst a bubble.
You can't undrill a hole.
You can tune a guitar, but can you tuna fish?
You can tune a guitar, you can tuna fish, but a guitar usually smells better.
You can't unformat a disk.
You can't unfuck a girl.
You can't unkick the cat.
You can't unlearn a secret.
You can't unpatch a Sun®.
You can't unpick your nose.
You can't unring a bell.
You can't unrip a fart.
You can't unsaw a piece of wood.
You can't unstart a war.
You can't unview "2 Girls 1 Cup".
You disgustipate me.
You do not truly own anything until you have voided its warranty.
You don't exist. Go away.
You don't have to be stupid to work here but - wait, you do have to be.
You don't know what's wrong? Have you ruled out stupidity?
You don't make war to die for your country, but to make others die for theirs.
You don't really exist. You are part of a holodeck simulation.
You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
You go me beastly on the bootlace!
You had new mail, but the sysadmin thought it was irrelevant and deleted it.
You had new mail; but the sysadmin thought it was obscene and has deleted it.
You have a nail.
You have a snail.
You have a tail.
You Have Been Hacking Too Long: When you dream and try to set breakpoints.
You have few mail.
You have fingertips but no toetips - yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.
You have hate mail.
You have junk mail.
You have old mail.
You have to be careful with hamsters, they break easily.
You have to hate to lose to win.
You have to know the rules to break them.
You just wet your pants.
You know you're a loser when a nymphomaniac tells you "Let's just be friends."
You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.
You, like most people, are given just a little spark of madness. Don't lose it!
You live and learn; or you don't live long.
You might have mail.
You need never feel that you are lost and alone. There are always hair mites.
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
You never make the same mistake twice; by the second time, it is a choice.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
You! Off my planet!
"You only live once." Wrong! You only die once, but you live every day.
You play good golf when you hit the ball hard, straight, and not too often.
YOUR BOSS IS AN IDIOT. PASS IT ON.
Your CPU just blew up.
Your day is not complete until you've terrified a complete stranger.
You're a Smeghead, and you know it.
You're born, you keep your head down, you die. If you're lucky.
You're dead, but no one told you until now.
You're either doing it, or you're not. 'Talking about' is a subset of 'not'.
You're entitled to your private opinions. This doesn't apply to facts, however.
You're getting old when the neighbors don't realize you're having a party.
You're not a good lover just because you practice a lot when you're alone.
You're not what you wanted to be. You're what you were least afraid to be.
Your fault (Core dumped)
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Your mouse has moved. Please reboot for the change to take effect.
Your steak is undercooked when it starts to eat the salad.
You say curiosity killed the cat? I say the cat died nobly.
You say nothing is impossible? Well, I do nothing every day. So there.
You should never fear death, but you should fear never having lived.
You should never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
You shouldn't be surprised when people are surprised that you're not surprised.
You shouldn't hate computers. You should hate lousy programmers.
You spend a lot more time debugging than putting those darn bugs into the code.
You've got it all wrong. Jesus said "celebrate!", not "celibate"!
"You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" (Michelangelo)
You will regret it.
You will undergo SMEF (Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure) next Friday.
You won't find the thing you're looking for until you stop looking for it.
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